Shocking Discovery: Men Who Own Snakes Have Partners?

Men who own snakes are the most likely people to cheat on their partners

Well, it looks like snake ownership might have slithered its way into the world of infidelity! Watch out for those sneaky snake charmers, ladies and gents. Turns out, not all serpents are as trustworthy as they seem! #SnakeyScoundrels #SlipperySituations

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According to a poll sponsored by IllicitEncounters.com, a dating website for married people seeking affairs, individuals who own snakes are more likely to cheat on their partners compared to other pet owners. The poll involved 1,200 married cheaters, and the results showed that 20% of them owned a snake.

Jessica Leoni, a sex and relationships expert at IllicitEncounters.com, humorously remarked, "If you're with a man with a pet snake, expect a cold-blooded affair to ensue."

The poll also revealed a ranking of pet owners based on their likelihood of cheating:

1. Snake - 20%

2. Cat - 19%

3. Lizard - 18%

4. Tropical fish - 17%

5. Rat - 16%

6. Hamster - 15%

7. Dog - 14%

8. Rabbit - 12%

9. Tortoise - 10%

10. Bird - 4%

It's important to note that the results are based on self-reported data from individuals who have engaged in extramarital affairs, and the interpretation is meant to be light-hearted. The ranking is not to be taken as a definitive correlation between pet ownership and infidelity. The findings provide an entertaining perspective on the connection between certain pets and the likelihood of cheating, as perceived by a specific group of respondents.

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